hey guys! im dragon0mage5. you may know me from the extremely popular YOU Choose the Noob Adventure! and its sequel, YOU Choose the Noob Adventure2. i did that story with 34pierce34. and dont worry, that story is still going, and we arent planning on ending it anytime soon. but right now, im making this story! (and i will get a little help from pierce)

Well, this thead was originally created by Danzman4. it was starring Benny, the main character. if you read the original, you will notice that the story is very boring, its not action, the plot is boring, and it doesnt use pronouns. well, im going to try to write EXACTLY HOW DANZMAN4 WROTE IT!! im giving all credit to danzman4 for the idea

Note: part 2 of this story is kind of a joke. this is not my real writing ability. its just a joke, its meant to be stupid. so if stupid aint yo thang, leave. lighten up silly gooses!

Note 2: if you wanna read more about benny, go into the original thead OR see him make a special appearance in YOU Choose the Noob Adventure2

feel free to post!

Rules!:

1. None
2. Listen to rule 1
3. Dont listen to rule 2
4. Sometimes listen to rule 3 but always listen to rule 1
5. only listen to rule 3 when you cant obey rule 1
6. when rule 4 is broken, dont break rule 2
7. rule 3 and 4 should not be broken ever
8. break rule 7
9. only breaky rule 8 when i say "chicken fingers"
10. dont ever say chicken fingers
11. obey rule 9
12. disrespect rule 1
13. rule 11 is wrong
14. rule 13 is only right on the week days
16. the number between 14 and 16 is not allowed on this thread
17. rule 5 is as important as rule 9
18. only obey rule 10
19. only obey rule 12
20. you can only choose to obey rule 18 or 19
21. dont listen to rule 20
22. follow rule 16
23. follow rule 10 on the weekdays
24. listen to rule 23
25. rule 10 isnt always right
26. your not always right
27. jerk
69. teehee
70. listen to rule 19
71. if you can figure out which rules actually make sense, ill give you a dollar
72. rule 71 is wron

WRITTEN BY DANZMAN4

Chaptor 1 The Tutorial

Once in the World of Runescape a newcomer called Benny has appeared in the Tutorial Island to find out some information about Runescape first of all Benny learns how to speak to a Npc by clicking on them

Benny:What is this place?
Runescape Guide:this is tutorial island im glad you have learned how to talk to Npc now you learned about that open the options interface
Benny opens up the the options Menu
Runescape Guide:good you have learnt everything here go and speak to the Survival Expert
Benny goes to the Survival Expert to learn about firemaking

Benny:hi who are you
Survival Expert:I am Bryna i will teach you about making a fire
Benny makes a fire then Brynaa wants Benny to fish and cook successfully his first shrimp
Benny goes to Chef Lev

Benny:hi
Chef Lev:hi i want you to make the bread dough then cook it
Benny makes the dough and cooks the bread then learns about music and emotes and running Benny goes to the Quest Master

Benny:Hi what is that star on the minimap
Quest Master:It is a start point of a quest speaking of quests its my duty to teach you about it
Benny learns about quests then moves onto Vannaka

Benny:Hi why are there rats in that cage it smells
Vannaka:It might smell but you are going to grab this sword and kill 1
Benny kills a Giant Rat
Vannaka well done now onto range attacks kill a rat using the bow and arrows im giving you
Benny: Ok
Benny ranges a Giant rat misses a few then hits the rat right in the heart it dies
Benny goes up the ladder and learns about banking


Banker:would you like to go to your bank account
Benny:yes please
Benny goes into his bank account and learns about banking and using tabs and search functions Benny goes to the Finachel Advisor
Chaptor continues

Chaptor 1 the Tutorial (Continued)

Finachel advisor teaches benny about making money now goes onto the monk

Brother Brace:hi there prayer is a usefull skill it gives u an ability while u have prayer points left and wen u pray it boosts up ur prayer to ur full level
Benny learns about prayer then friends and ignore then goes onto the last instructor the Magic Instructer

Benny:how do i cast spells
Magic Instructor: Please be patient please use Air strike on a chicken
Benny hits a chicken and kills it using wind strike then learns about tutors and teleports to the main land the city is called Lumbridge

Chaptor 2 Training

Benny withdrawes his sword and starts to feel evil and Benny shouts in his head I want to be uh a Murderer

Benny goes to the goblins in the woods and starts training untill level 20 then goes to kill Al kharid knights when he encounters a level 30 person with black armour his name was Nooby seeker15

Nooby seeker15:Ey up noob
Benny:stop calling me that
Nooby seeker15:What you going to do noob
Benny:Uhh lets battle
Nooby seeker15:Follow me
Benny follows him to the duel arena
Benny and Noob seeker15 duel
Benny tries to stab him but misses and Nooby Seeker15 hits him in the stomach twice then Benny slashed Noob seeker15 in the head and he dies
Benny:Whos the Noob now ey
Nooby seeker15:Uhh theres a lot to learn for both of us

Benny returnes to battle he thinks hes too weak to start his murdering job

After Benny levels to level 45 he thinks hes strong enough to be a murderer when he encounters once again Nooby seeker15
Benny:Want another fight Noob
Noob seeker15i have gained stronger too you know now its time for your real death!!
They both go to the Duel Arena once again to fight when Noob seeker15 misses Benny and gets stabbed by Benny but his sword was too weak to destroy him then Nooby seeker15 slashes Benny with his addy skimmy but Benny double stabs him and then slashes him to the bone
Benny wins the battle once again

Benny wins the battle once again but he knows his sword was too weak and he went to varrock grand exchange when he notices an evil land up north called The Wilderness
Benny:Thats where i murder muhahahaha
Benny buys an addy sword from the money the goblins and guards dropped in the grand exchange once his sword is bought he goes to the Wilderness

Chaptor 3 The explore in the Wilderness

Benny jumps over the wilderness ditch north of the grand exchange and heads further north to bounty hunter area

Benny:hmm maybe i can train my murdering skill here before i properly murder
Benny heads in the low level crater and killed 10 people then gets out

Mandrith:Wow you are a True Rougue of the low level crater you are strong
Benny:Im glad you like my killing practise

Benny heads to stealing creation

Benny:hmm maybe i should practise attacking and defending in here with CLAY STUFF MUHAHAHA!
Benny starts a game but encounters Nooby seeker15 in the other team
Benny gathers clay and builds class 1 armour and skimmy then battles Nooby seeker15 stabs him and slashes him and kills him then a guy pickpockets Nooby for his class 2 sword Benny just picked up
Benny reaches his pocket but finds out a person running off behind him pickpocketed him
Benny runs after the man
Benny caught up with him and finds out the mans name is called Stealer war
Benny:How dare you steal my stuff Benny triple stabs him in stomach and stabs him up the nose and he pulls out his brain
Stealer war falls to the ground

Once the game is over He returns with 20k points to spend for his ultimate play

Priest:wow you are good at stealing creation
Benny:Glad you liked my show

Benny then goes to clan wars and encounters 2 portals a safe free for all and a dangerous free for all

Benny:hmm this dangerous free for all sounds good

Benny goes through the portal and gets ready to fight

Benny kills 10 people and makes over 155k in cash from all the stuff what was dropped

Benny leaves and does not believe that these stuff are worth anything
Benny wants to go to the grand exchange when he encountered a game called fist of guthix to try
Benny enters and finds a person to play
Benny starts off as a hunter he runs towards his enemy who was the great
Noob seeker15!!!
Benny runs and slashes through his neck and cuts his head off
chaptor continues

Chaptor 3 The explore of the Wilderness (continued)

Benny then has a go as a hunted he weilds his stone and teleports to the center of the arena
Nooby seeker15 tries and tries to kill the mighty Benny but fails to kill him in 10 minutes
Benny won by 10000 charges
Benny won 30 tokens and 25 rating all the druids say Benny was fantastic
Benny then walked to the grand exchange to sell everything he got from bounty hunter and Clan wars

Chaptor 4 Building the H.Q

Benny goes north into the wilderness untill he reaches a gate he goes inside and next to a mage arena he said this is a perfect place to build a Murdering H.Q

Benny builds the H.Q after 10 hours of work and meats a reveraunt

Benny:What The_

The reveraunt attacks with magic range and hit Benny really hard Benny uses his sword and hits the reveraunt a number of times before getting hit with its fist Benny gets up and sees it gets stabbed in the back
The reveraunt Dies
Behind was Nooby seeker15

Nooby seeker15: Please forgive me i want to be a murderer too i join ur team if u are accepting people
Benny: i finished building the H.Q and your accepted
Nooby seeker15. Thank you

Benny showes Nooby Seeker15 around the H.Q he is very impressed

Then Stealing War comes

Stealing War: Benny please forgive me from wen i stole ur clay i also like my friend Nooby seeker15 want to join your murdering team
Benny: Accepted

Benny then continues the tour with both Stealing war and Nooby seeker15

This Chaptor was a short Chaptor
You may now post what you think so far on the story

Chaptor 5 Bennys First Proper Murder

Benny after showing Noob seeker and Stealing war the H.Q Benny said he needed to get a few stuff from the rouges He heads towards the castle and kills some rouges and runs past the mighty Chaos elemental

Benny: What is that

The chaos elemental gets angry and casted a spell towards Benny but he dodges and it missed

Benny saw chests he needed to get special weapons to murder when he also saw an other man who got there first
Benny withdrawed his addy sword and stabs him in the back the man cries as he opened the chest and then died

Benny stole the weapons from the chest

Benny gets back to the H.Q and gives the 2 stronger weapons to Noob seeker15 and Stealing war so they are stronger and then Benny thought to himself i murdered I AM A MURDERER MUHAHAHA
Benny thinks he is strong enough to be the world class murder

HERES WHERE I STARTED WRITING:

PLEASE NOTE, THIS THREAD IS JUST A JOKE, IT IS NOT REALLY HOW WELL I WRITE

chaptor 6 the clan war murder continued

benny; lets kill some people in lumbridge
noobyseeker: ok

benny goes to lumbridge. benny sees a level 4 noob.

benny: im a runescape murderer!
level 4 noob: ahhhh. me scared!
Benny: you better be, im a murderer

benny does something. benny trains. benny gains a level

noobyseeker15: benny <333333
level 4 noob: benny!

benny!

benny!

BENNY BENNY

Benny: jerk
level 4 noob: hey!
benny: hi
level 4 noob: jerk
benny: im a runescape murderer!

BENNY BENNY BENNY

benny trained 15 levels then benny goes back to level 4 noob

benny: BENNY!

is it good?!??!?!?!??!? i tried BENNYto make it how BENNYyou writeBENNY

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